IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

Good. So! Your health! Judging by the way you look, I'm guessing your Team Rocket has a ton of jerks that can't even feed their heir right. Unless you're not lookin' to take on the name?

[semiductile]

If I'm not your Silver, why do you care?

[illegalteendad]

[UUGHHH]

Don't ask me to explain, okay. It's stupid. Want a popsicle? I bet there's popsicles around here somewhere... [what beach doesn't have them]

[semiductile]

[...Nope, he's turning and heading out.]

[illegalteendad]

[nope, he's getting his arm caught]

You're more avoidant than either of them, huh. That's fun to know.

[semiductile]

I need to find my version of you before he gets himself in trouble.

That's all.

[illegalteendad]

There's not a lot of trouble you can get into around here.

[seriously it can't be as bad as the knife guy]

1/2

[semiductile]

I don't care. He's my partner.

[semiductile]

...Besides, there's no point in sitting around at the beach.

[illegalteendad]

[BROTHERS

PARTNERS

WHAT IS WITH ALL OF YOU SILVERS]

Re-lax-a-tion! Do none of you know the word! If he's me, then he'll come around here sometime, you get? The beach is undeniably a good place to find me.

[semiductile]

[...You're not making a valid enough argument, Gold...]

[illegalteendad]

[you know what

whatever

you're gonna come back in anyway]

One popsicle.

[semiductile]

...One.

[illegalteendad]

And they say persistence doesn't pay off.

[ok silver let's go find popsicles]

[semiductile]

Whatever you say.

[Because he's not in the mood to argue. Gold is stubborn. Better to give him what he wants and move on.]

[illegalteendad]

[how come it's every silver but his own that's learned that]

If it's a beach, it's gotta have a house or a lounge area. Like a tiki place. Otherwise, I know just the place to get some sweets.

[semiductile]

[You haven't reached that rank in your social link yet, sorry]

Why not just head to the latter?

[illegalteendad]

[they're married]

Because it'd require you to get a stupid costume on and I don't wanna run into Yellow with the wrong Silver.

[semiductile]

...Yellow?

[illegalteendad]

She's a high ranking Rocket in Silver's team. Total psycho. Likes to use poisons and is a pretty effective threat. I doubt she'd do anything as long as you're respectful, but I still don't wanna deal with her.

[semiductile]

[...Looks like no one can escape the grip of Team Rocket. He doesn't like this...

But now he wants to meet her. No, he needS to meet this Yellow. That's dangerous for his Gold.]

You're scared.

[illegalteendad]

[whoa

whoa

you did not just call him chicken]

She doesn't make empty threats, is what I'm saying. For someone that didn't want to stick around you sure wanna hang out... Wait here.

[semiductile]

[Gold you don't underst-

That... That sounds nothing like Yellow.

...But alright, he'll wait. ...For now, anyway.]

[illegalteendad]

[he's just getting changed so there's no bandages in sight okay

he'll be back soon]

Alright, let's go. Man I hope she's out right now. [gold used Follow Me]

[semiductile]

[...You know what, he's not gonna ask.

To the Rocket base!]