IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

I'm building it up!

[legalteammom]

They're also rectangular, not circular.

[She's just gonna

go over here and start on her own. Carefully, carefully. Her walls are totally walls, just as they're meant to be.]

[illegalteendad]

[huff

he's building it up

you try and make a rectangular shape with wet sand

geez ////]

[legalteammom]

[what is she doing???

why it's

making rectangles!!!!!!!!!!!]

[illegalteendad]

[the sides droop annoyingly



watch you to see how it's done and making some on his side]

[legalteammom]

[how is the girl who's never done this before be better than you

gold pls]

[illegalteendad]

[IT'S EASIER WITH MUD]

We'll join them in the middle.

[legalteammom]

Sounds good to me. And then we can do towers... Or I can handle those, while you find things to put on our walls?

[crys loves you gold but

it's obvious you're just not cut out for domestic stuff building with sand.]

[illegalteendad]

[standing up!!]

I'll find things, since you seem to be doing pretty good for a first timer. Got any preference?

[legalteammom]

Sturdy stuff, I guess? Anything's fine though.

[illegalteendad]

Driftwood and shells! Maybe some Corsola.

[he'll count them on the way]

[legalteammom]

We're not using corsola for wall decoration.

[illegalteendad]

Why not?

[legalteammom]

That's rude to them.

[illegalteendad]

What if they wanna join?

[legalteammom]

Gold.

[illegalteendad]

Crys.

[legalteammom]

No.

[illegalteendad]

[fiiine]

If one tags along, I'll tell it to go home.

[legalteammom]

Corsola live in the water anyway, in reefs. If one tags along, then you've gone too far.

[illegalteendad]

What if I find a message in a bottle?

[legalteammom]

In an artificial biome with no connections to any other beaches aside from the one we're currently on.

[illegalteendad]

They could be down the way or something.

[legalteammom]

Ocean currents don't work that way.

[illegalteendad]

It's got to come back to shore sometime.