IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

I'm sure I won't be hearing that from you during the next drought; you and I both know this region gets disgustingly hot. A good portion of this place is a desert already.

[accidentalruenn]

Ya really think this place is in Hoenn, dummy? Anyway, rain's different than ocean and stuff. Rain helps the plants grow.

[That's pretty much all water's good for yep!!]

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

Well there's no proof that it isn't a part of Hoenn, and I didn't think you planned to stay that long. I'm going to find a way out of here as soon as I can.

And anyway... Magma, let me tell you a secret: Part of the rain cycle comes from the ocean

[Nope. Brb looking smug.]

[accidentalruenn]

We'll just make it inta a big ol' lake instead of a big dumb ocean.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[Dismissive handwave. Pssh PSSH he says!]

There's already a shortage of water. We don't need to make it worse, thanks.

Hmm... Tell you what: I'll see if I can arrange for you to have your own private island once we complete our goals.

[accidentalruenn]

That's downright sweet of ya! [For, you know, a sea-sucking mollusk.] Too bad I'd die before I let ya and yer dumb team win.