IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

[yes! two! two done!

time for a break. her arms are getting sore. just a little nap on the sand... in their castle...]

[illegalteendad]

[third is never the charm




but fourth is hello crys he'll fetch a bucket of wet sand just for you

to pour on you]

Taking a break already? And I've been hard at work!

[legalteammom]

Gold--!

[sitting up you rude little boy, how dare you. gosh she's.... covered in it......]

I built two towers! And I was just taking a break, since I've obviously made more progress than you!

[illegalteendad]

[yeah she's..... covered in it..........]

... Huh. Guess you have. [He tosses a bag of misc thing sin it, ranging from shells to sand dollars and the like.] Didja get any sand down your shirt?

[legalteammom]

[ooh, let her look through these]

You'd like that, wouldn't you. [but uh] No, this shirt's a pretty firm fit, so it's just on top of it.




[don't you fUCKIN COMMENT ON FIRM FITS]

[illegalteendad]

[HIS GRIN SAYS IT ALL, CRYS, HE'LL JUST SETTLE DOWN WITH IT AS HE EYES YOUR VERY NICE ASSETS] Looks like it.

[legalteammom]

["accidentally" kicks sand into your face as she stands up.]

You can make the other two towers while I decorate.

[illegalteendad]

[and his face is as easy to read as a book] Fiiine. They'll be the best damn towers you've ever seen!



Why's there driftwood in these? [pokin' and proddin' yours-- whops]

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[legalteammom]

To stabilize the tow--





[Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[legalteammom]

So they wouldn't fall over like you just made them do!

[illegalteendad]

Oh, my bad.

[let him just rebuild them then]

[legalteammom]

It's -- fine. Thanks.

[She'll step outside of the walls and work on those then!! Make it really pretty ...]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah tower building!!!

yeah!!





ye... ah!!!!!

don't need no driftwood.........]

[legalteammom]

[crystal's exterior decorating is going swimmingly well

oh, speaking of swimming, there's some mantine!! abandon hope all ye who hope this castle to be finished, she's sitting closer to the ocean and making notes on how many there are in this pod.]

[illegalteendad]

[oh no]

And you tell me I get distracted easily! Where's your hard-working, serious self when I need it the most? [groaaaan]

[legalteammom]

Do you remember why I agreed to come onto the beach, Gold?

[illegalteendad]

... To hang out with your best friend?

[legalteammom]

It was to see which kinds of pokémon lived in this biome you've managed to invade.

[illegalteendad]

I thought you went lookin' for me in the first place.

[illegalteendad]

Whatever. You work hard like usual.

[legalteammom]

It wasn't to hang out with you. [Huff. She'll go back to working on the wall.] I wanted to make sure you were okay.

[illegalteendad]

[huh

-- well it's only natural

they are best friends, after all]

Of course I'm fine! There's no reason to worry about me. [chuckling]

[legalteammom]

[she's going to peek over and stare at his bandages

really!!]

[illegalteendad]

[really!!!]

You've got too little faith in me, Crys. I'm hurt.

[legalteammom]

You're reckless.