IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalmarriage]

And a lot of someones named Gold have been running around in uniform.

Whether or not being a hero bites you in the ass, you're never allowed in Team Rocket.

[illegalteendad]

[look of disgust]

Yeah, no thanks. I've only met one of me that've been like that though and he was a sicko. [its where he got his bandages from uwu] I hope they're not ruining my cred.

[illegalmarriage]

There's some other Gold that gave up being a hero because something bad happened to Crys.

Don't be him. Ever.

[illegalteendad]

[... something bad happening to crys...

no, if anything he'd find out how did what and kick their ass]

You got my word. Have you been okay? That sicko I mentioned's out for your blood.

[illegalmarriage]

Already met him. I'm not too concerned. [silver no]

[illegalteendad]

[silver no

wait hold on let him sit beside you

yeah it's not gay anymore]

Yeah, well, he's serious about it. Just letting you know. [pause. what else. oh right.] Don't grow up.

[illegalmarriage]

[Thank you-]

What?

[illegalteendad]

[aauuughh laying back]

You get tall when you're older! Or maybe it's just that guy. Either way [point] don't grow up, okay? Unless I get taller than you. I'm pretty sure he was older.

[illegalmarriage]

...How much taller?

[illegalteendad]

Taller. [like hell he's telling you]

[illegalmarriage]

C'mon, tell me. [Taller]

1/2 keywords apply

[illegalteendad]

[oh no

that's an adorable smile

no no no

why can't he get you to smile like this usua




why does he care]

[illegalteendad]

Like, a head taller.

[illegalmarriage]

[Sneasel get out of his cape

get out of his cape and share his excitement a whole head taller he'll be like this much taller let him put a hand over his head yeah like right about here or maybe even taller than that-

smile smile

smile]

[illegalteendad]

[you know what

no

no no no

sand in your goddamn face get that smile off of it]

[illegalmarriage]

[Hey hey hey not in the face not in the eyes-

oh screw you ROUND TWO: FIGHT!]

[illegalteendad]

[THIS IS GOOD THIS IS NORMAL THERE'S NO WEIRDLY CUTE SMILES HERE JUST BLOOD

YES THIS IS GOOD]

[littletightdress]

[Ah, right where she left them!

She has three virgins, by the way. That aren't them three.]

Why don't you take a break from fighting? You must be thirsty by now. Come on, these are good drinks. A little fruity, but good.

[illegalmarriage]

[No I'm busy fighting Gold hang on]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah he needs to stop thinking about cute smiles unless they're on girls ugh ugh ugh]

[littletightdress]

[...............

She's dumping one of the drinks one them then.]

Cool down!

[illegalmarriage]

[Normally that would stop him, yes.

Today?

Nope.]

[illegalteendad]

[he doesn't notice it himself

try again blue!!]

[littletightdress]

[But she doesn't.......

The second one goes on them too, then!]

Boys!

[illegalmarriage]

[Nope

Gold doesn't have a black eye y-

wait.]