IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[powerleveling]

... Orb? [Whoops someone's not that far yet in her journey. Making a mental note to keep an eye out for that if/when she goes home.]

... So that's it then. Thousands of lives could be negatively impacted or destroyed and you just don't care. Is that it?

[accidentalruenn]

There's more to it than that! [She just -- can't say it!] Now shaddup about it and stop tryin' to change my mind, cos it ain't happening!

[powerleveling]

Well, excuse me for operating by some semblance of logic!

[Okay, no, no, deep breaths. Inhale, exhale.]

... My apologies for dragging the subject on for longer than necessary, it's just... It's a subject I'm... deeply concerned about.

[accidentalruenn]

Are ya from Hoenn?

[Cos that's how she could see Elena being deeply concerned. A lot of people were. Like those Gym Leaders.]

[powerleveling]

Yes, I am.

[Well, they're concerned for a good reason...]

[accidentalruenn]

Me too. That's why I'm workin' to make it better.

[But it still doesn't really explain --] Ya look a lot like me. Know any Birchs?

[powerleveling]

Ah, yes. Professor Birch of Littleroot Town. He gave me my starter and my Pokedex.

[accidentalruenn]

That's my pops. He's a good man.

[...doesn't deserve her stealing off to join Team Magma. Not at all.]