I was enabled, I am so sorry

[tonightwefeast]

[There's a new Gold in the lab. This one can be distinguished by the fact his hoodie is black instead of red, with a bright red R emblazoned over his heart. All his Pokeballs are Rocket-themed, as well. He'd be rather handsome if it weren't for the ugly sneer he wears as he walks along eating about three different candy bars at once.]

Ugh, 'f all times to get lost in the lab... [He's low on snacks, dammit.] Doesn't even look like the same one.

((OOC: This Gold is a Rocket heir, a rotten little shit, and a horrible person. Threads might escalate quickly.))

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[illegalteendad]

[whoaaaa

that is a sight he didn't think he'd see]

Looks like you're as rotten as your teeth are gonna be.

[tonightwefeast]

[What the what he didn't say he could be cloned...but more of him can only be a good thing, right?]

Define "rotten", then ask me if I care. [He might share his snacks if he likes your answer, though. Yes, he's a criminal, no, he has no shame.]

[illegalteendad]

Not even flies would touch your body. I didn't think I'd be so weak as to join Team Rocket, but there's all kinds of Golds around here I guess.

[tonightwefeast]

That the best you've got? Pathetic, man. I woulda thought another me'd have decent insults. [He doesn't even bat an eyelash.]

And who said anything about joining? I'm the fuckin' Rocket prince. [It's the family business!]

[illegalteendad]

Like I'm gonna use my best ones on you. [you're not even deserving, man

family business it's always family business] Well, that explains why you're such a royal ass.

[todayweascend]

... Hmph. It figures this place would rope in such cretins too, given what I've seen so far.

[Sup brother from another mother. Here's someone who hates your guts!]

[tonightwefeast]

[...Oh don't even.]

It'll even take bastard children who like to play at being heirs, huh?

[todayweascend]

Look in a mirror and you'll see the real bastard, you moronic, gluttonous louse.

[tonightwefeast]

What's that? 'Fraid Archer taught me not to listen to the lesser elements of society.

[todayweascend]

Deaf as well as dumb, I see. It's a shame Archer wasted those lessons on a simpleton.

[illegalmarriage]

[...What is with all of these Golds that are Rockets]

Because it's not.

[tonightwefeast]

[We're making an army.

Gold meets that question with the unmistakable murderous glare of someone who hates your guts.]

Ugh, just what I need, more of you. Great. If it's not, then where the hell is this, dipshit?

[illegalmarriage]

[...Well then. This guy's pleasant.]

Some weird facility with an AI running the show.

[tonightwefeast]

[He's a right gentleman donchaknow.]

Huh...Might be one of Archer's projects, I'll count it as a win for me. You another of those weird clone people things then? You've got worse fashion sense than the real one.

[todayweascend]

[... what is that outfit]

[illegalmarriage]

[The greatest outfit ever, you better believe it]

[todayweascend]

[... sure.

Long pause.]

... Feel free to ignore the buffoon; that's what I usually-- [Read: attempt to] --do.

[aintseennothin]

[So many heirs to the Rocket throne, things are going to turn very Hamlet in here!

Okay so Yellow is just a scapegoat Rocket heir, but still.]

So many of you with a Rocket uniform! I wonder if you're any better suited for duty.

[tonightwefeast]

[The war of succession in his own world was enough. Clearly it had to get more confusing.]

Don't tell me there's some incompetent jackass running around with my face. [If there is, Gold will have to kill him.]

[aintseennothin]

There's a lot of them. What's your story?

[tonightwefeast]

Gonna need to do something about that, then...

[Ugh he's going to have to explain this to everyone isn't he....annoying.] Family business, blondie. Dad's the boss, which makes me the prince.

[legalteammom]

[There.

Crystal clenches her fists and starts her stormy way towards Gold. Only, it... lessens as she gets closer and sees his clothing. And the candy. She keeps her hands fisted by her side when she gets close enough to see the sneer on his face, a frown decorating hers.]

Gold?

[Despite her looks, she sounds more uncertain than angry now. This can't be the one she knows, but...]

[tonightwefeast]

You got it~ [Not someone he recognizes, probably another otherworlder then. God damn there are a lot of you.]

[legalteammom]

[God damn there's a lot of Golds here.]

Never mind, you're not the one I need to yell at. [...But.] Why are you dressed like that?

[tonightwefeast]

[It's an army, the Gold Army.]

Why shouldn't I be? [All the pride. All of it.]