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I was enabled, I am so sorry

[There's a new Gold in the lab. This one can be distinguished by the fact his hoodie is black instead of red, with a bright red R emblazoned over his heart. All his Pokeballs are Rocket-themed, as well. He'd be rather handsome if it weren't for the ugly sneer he wears as he walks along eating about three different candy bars at once.]

Ugh, 'f all times to get lost in the lab... [He's low on snacks, dammit.] Doesn't even look like the same one.

((OOC: This Gold is a Rocket heir, a rotten little shit, and a horrible person. Threads might escalate quickly.))

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[...What is with all of these Golds that are Rockets]

Because it's not.

[We're making an army.

Gold meets that question with the unmistakable murderous glare of someone who hates your guts.]

Ugh, just what I need, more of you. Great. If it's not, then where the hell is this, dipshit?

[...Well then. This guy's pleasant.]

Some weird facility with an AI running the show.

[He's a right gentleman donchaknow.]

Huh...Might be one of Archer's projects, I'll count it as a win for me. You another of those weird clone people things then? You've got worse fashion sense than the real one.

[Oh absolutely]

It's comfortable. [He is thoroughly unashamed of his dumb outfit, okay]

[...Does the ceasefire thing apply to doubles? He can think about that later.]

That? Really? It's ridiculous!

I get that a lot. [He was a little embarrassed about it the first couple dozen times, but...]

[Oh god...he'd ask why you keep wearing it, but given his own Silver he assumes it's because mommy told you to. Or made it or...agh that is not an image he needed.]

You're dumber than my Silver too. I didn't think that was possible. [He feels like a candle that suddenly got blown out by the wind. What the hell is this even.]

You're measuring intelligence by fabric. I could say the same about you.

What the hell does fabric have to do with this? If people keep telling you the design's stupid and you still haven't gotten the point, you're dumb. That simple enough for you?

So if I keep telling you you shouldn't be in Team Rocket, will you get the point and stop?

Nah, 'cause you'd be wrong. Rightful succession, dipshit. Like hell I shouldn't be in the team.

It's still a bad look on you.

And yours is bad on you.

Then we've reached an impasse. Now lay off the outfit. It looks cool.

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[... what is that outfit]

[The greatest outfit ever, you better believe it]

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[... sure.

Long pause.]

... Feel free to ignore the buffoon; that's what I usually-- [Read: attempt to] --do.

[...Shrug. He can handle it. It can't be that bad, right?... (Silver. Silver no.)]

[Double, you have no idea.]

... So what do you make of this place so far? [Clearly, the best person to hear it from is a double of oneself.]

It's huge, difficult to navigate, and it's all too easy to completely lose track of time. [And it's difficult to trust the team which might just be the worst part of all.]

[Flatly:] Fantastic. And nobody's found a way out, I assume.

Nailed it.

Terrific.

[He closes his eyes, rubbing his temples and sighing.] Pardon me if I still don't quite believe any of this is real; it's a little too fantastic for it to not be a dream.

Take your time. You get used to it.

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