I was enabled, I am so sorry

[tonightwefeast]

[There's a new Gold in the lab. This one can be distinguished by the fact his hoodie is black instead of red, with a bright red R emblazoned over his heart. All his Pokeballs are Rocket-themed, as well. He'd be rather handsome if it weren't for the ugly sneer he wears as he walks along eating about three different candy bars at once.]

Ugh, 'f all times to get lost in the lab... [He's low on snacks, dammit.] Doesn't even look like the same one.

((OOC: This Gold is a Rocket heir, a rotten little shit, and a horrible person. Threads might escalate quickly.))

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[illegalteendad]

[whoaaaa

that is a sight he didn't think he'd see]

Looks like you're as rotten as your teeth are gonna be.

[tonightwefeast]

[What the what he didn't say he could be cloned...but more of him can only be a good thing, right?]

Define "rotten", then ask me if I care. [He might share his snacks if he likes your answer, though. Yes, he's a criminal, no, he has no shame.]

[illegalteendad]

Not even flies would touch your body. I didn't think I'd be so weak as to join Team Rocket, but there's all kinds of Golds around here I guess.

[tonightwefeast]

That the best you've got? Pathetic, man. I woulda thought another me'd have decent insults. [He doesn't even bat an eyelash.]

And who said anything about joining? I'm the fuckin' Rocket prince. [It's the family business!]

[todayweascend]

... Hmph. It figures this place would rope in such cretins too, given what I've seen so far.

[Sup brother from another mother. Here's someone who hates your guts!]

[tonightwefeast]

[...Oh don't even.]

It'll even take bastard children who like to play at being heirs, huh?

[todayweascend]

Look in a mirror and you'll see the real bastard, you moronic, gluttonous louse.

[tonightwefeast]

What's that? 'Fraid Archer taught me not to listen to the lesser elements of society.

[illegalteendad]

Like I'm gonna use my best ones on you. [you're not even deserving, man

family business it's always family business] Well, that explains why you're such a royal ass.

[todayweascend]

Deaf as well as dumb, I see. It's a shame Archer wasted those lessons on a simpleton.

[tonightwefeast]

In my experience, they're best saved for that ginger bastard anyway. Least you've got some sense.

[That one just gets him laughing. Well-played.] I'll have to remember that one!

[tonightwefeast]

Least I don't need mommy to back me up. I get two execs without the family obligation.

[illegalteendad]

[all golds are fated to be with silvers he sees

because that can only describe that dude

he'll wait til you stop laughing for good]

So what's your beef with Silver? He's no one important.

[todayweascend]

At least my mother has an actual position of power. [In case you hadn't noticed, dear brother, "mommy" gets shit done.]

Regardless, I'd rather have her on my side rather than that brute Proton, who wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and slapped him in the face.

[todayweascend]

[Excuse you]

[tonightwefeast]

That bastard brother of mine thinks he's the heir. Good to see you agree with me though - the guy was out of wedlock, hes barely worthy of being a grunt.

[Yep, doomed to have an annoying ginger around. This one's ashamed to share genes with him.]

[tonightwefeast]

Yeah, and mine doesn't need to be in the team to get a chance with dad. [No need for Gold's mom to get shit done, she's too busy getting done, if you know what we mean.]

Hey, he doesn't subtly give away the team's passwords to snot-nosed brats. Or at all, for that matter.

[illegalteendad]

[it's only true]

[todayweascend]

[maybe about your Silver, but not this kid]

[illegalteendad]

Well, where I come from, he is the heir - and doin' a pretty damn good job at it behind his desk. How'd you end up being heir?

[tonightwefeast]

Dad couldn't keep it in his pants so he ended up with two sons. Now the old man won't even own up to the fact Silver's mom was a one-night stand. [In other words, they have no idea who the legitimate heir is because Giovanni's a troll.]

...Bet he would be good at pencil pushing. Sure is boring enough.

[tonightwefeast]

[Shut up Mr. Unimportant no one likes you]

[todayweascend]

[no you shut up]

[todayweascend]

He's a crass sadist. Quite easy to see that he's rubbed off on you.

Petrel is by no means the sharpest knife in the drawer, that I'll readily admit, but he has his uses.

[tonightwefeast]

[no u]