I was enabled, I am so sorry

[tonightwefeast]

[There's a new Gold in the lab. This one can be distinguished by the fact his hoodie is black instead of red, with a bright red R emblazoned over his heart. All his Pokeballs are Rocket-themed, as well. He'd be rather handsome if it weren't for the ugly sneer he wears as he walks along eating about three different candy bars at once.]

Ugh, 'f all times to get lost in the lab... [He's low on snacks, dammit.] Doesn't even look like the same one.

((OOC: This Gold is a Rocket heir, a rotten little shit, and a horrible person. Threads might escalate quickly.))

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[illegalteendad]

Not even flies would touch your body. I didn't think I'd be so weak as to join Team Rocket, but there's all kinds of Golds around here I guess.

[tonightwefeast]

That the best you've got? Pathetic, man. I woulda thought another me'd have decent insults. [He doesn't even bat an eyelash.]

And who said anything about joining? I'm the fuckin' Rocket prince. [It's the family business!]

[illegalteendad]

Like I'm gonna use my best ones on you. [you're not even deserving, man

family business it's always family business] Well, that explains why you're such a royal ass.

[tonightwefeast]

In my experience, they're best saved for that ginger bastard anyway. Least you've got some sense.

[That one just gets him laughing. Well-played.] I'll have to remember that one!

[illegalteendad]

[all golds are fated to be with silvers he sees

because that can only describe that dude

he'll wait til you stop laughing for good]

So what's your beef with Silver? He's no one important.

[todayweascend]

[Excuse you]

[illegalteendad]

[it's only true]

[todayweascend]

[maybe about your Silver, but not this kid]

[illegalteendad]

[they have equal importance

that is none]

[todayweascend]

[god all you Golds are the same

... at least this Silver doesn't wear a ridiculous outfit?]

[tonightwefeast]

[Shut up Mr. Unimportant no one likes you]

[todayweascend]

[no you shut up]

[tonightwefeast]

[no u]

[todayweascend]

[you wanna go]

[tonightwefeast]

[come at me bro]

[tonightwefeast]

That bastard brother of mine thinks he's the heir. Good to see you agree with me though - the guy was out of wedlock, hes barely worthy of being a grunt.

[Yep, doomed to have an annoying ginger around. This one's ashamed to share genes with him.]

[illegalteendad]

Well, where I come from, he is the heir - and doin' a pretty damn good job at it behind his desk. How'd you end up being heir?

[tonightwefeast]

Dad couldn't keep it in his pants so he ended up with two sons. Now the old man won't even own up to the fact Silver's mom was a one-night stand. [In other words, they have no idea who the legitimate heir is because Giovanni's a troll.]

...Bet he would be good at pencil pushing. Sure is boring enough.

[illegalteendad]

[giovanni having sex with his mom

ew

dnw]

That's gross.

[tonightwefeast]

You asked. [Gold used to mind. He's been desensitized.]

[illegalteendad]

Silver's gonna crack up when he hears about this, I bet. [unless he gets kicked out of their base first]

[tonightwefeast]

Punch him for me, would ya? Preferably with brass knuckles. [This is said totally casually.]

[illegalteendad]

[that's harsh] Punching I can do, brass is a no go. I only fight on even grounds. If he's lackin' so am I.

[tonightwefeast]

...Seriously? [He sounds like his brain shorted out.]

Dude, no. You take any advantage you can, whether or not you need it. Order everything on the menu, you get me?

[illegalteendad]

There's no fun in it unless they're equal or better. That's what makes a challenge. [besides

and like hell he'll say this

silver's actually kind of his friend sort of brass is just not gonna fly

there'd be too much fussing]