The Refreshing Aftertaste of Adventure!

[goldenlyre]

[Lyra is on a goddamn mission.

And not just any mission - one that requires the participation of others! People who would be willing, who would be up to the task, who would not shy from a deed such as this! It's this quest that drives her to put her Aprijuice Blender on Sprouty, her Meganium, and travel everywhere. Hallways, rooms, living quarters you name it she's there.

Her quest, you ask?

To spread Aprijuice! To think - not a lot of people have drank it! Pokémon who have laid in their balls awaiting the day they would taste the delectable sweetness, the puckering sour, the unbearable spicy, the tanging bitter, and last of all the uncanny dryness of the drink! How desperate, how depressed, how depraved! The neglect of their trainers is just too much for Lyra's heart to bear, and so she's decided to take the Tauros by the horns and toss it over her shoulder.]

Tired of trying to find a way out? Frustrated at the lack of good service? Are you thirsty from your adventures? Then look no further! Aprijuice is the drink of champions, passed down from our forefathers in Johto and specializing in enhancing the performance of your Pokémon! But it's not just for that, folks, because you - yes you - can enjoy it along side them! Just step up and leave your name and number on this sheet here and I'll give you a cup of your chosen flavor...~ And one for your partner too free of charge!

[She lays flat on the Meganium's back, right beside the Apriblender and several already made cups from their tireless walking, a piece of paper and pen. Spreading Aprijuice and getting names and numbers? This plan is flawless.]

Comments

[mutatedspace]

[He pauses mid-walk to watch her during her little speech.]

Aprijuice? I have never heard of it. What is it made of? How did you make it? Why are you sharing it?

Do I need a partner to try? [He's a free Legendary, and he quite prefers it that way.]

[goldenlyre]

[Oh boy, a customer! Lyra is all businesslady.]

It's made of Apricorns! I made it in this Apriblender! I'm sharing it because the world desperately needs it! And you don't need one at all, loner. [She leans on Sprouty, beaming.] What's your favorite color?

[mutatedspace]

[He still looks a bit puzzled at this]

Apricorns? What are Apricorns? Are they used for anything else? Where do you find them? Are they like berries?

[Favorite... color?] Do I need a favorite color? What do you need to know that for?

[tidaldrum]

[Uh.]

[tidaldrum]

Lyra... Isn't this a little much?

[tidaldrum]

Even for you, I mean.

[tidaldrum]

[...]

Let me have all the girls' numbers too, okay?

1/2

[goldenlyre]

It so is not much! I met a Silver here who had never tasted it before! The knowledge must be spread, Ethan!

[goldenlyre]

... But sure, I guess I can give to charity.

[championfire]

...Drink of champions? { We've never heard of this before. Perhaps, this is an investment we need to get behind.

Red and Pikachu are just going to stare at these premade cups, and attempt not to fanboy too much at the cool thing you're laying on.}

[goldenlyre]

[It's Red eeeee!!! Try not to break character, Lyra, you are a saleswoman! She beams and pats the Blender on Sprouty's back.]

That's right, Champion Red! You should totally try some! It's delicious! [Here have a mildly spicy flavored one. It's secondary taste is somewhat sweet!]

[championfire]

Ah, but um. I'm not the Champion anymore. ...Also sorry, but I don't know who you are.} { Red will never be used to the whole being famous thing.}

{ Well...It would be rude to turn down free juice. Taking the cup and sipping on it because regional differences it could be terrible. Pikachu will intently stare watching to see Red's reaction before wanting some for himself.}

[givespoisonoak]

["Drink of champions"? Please, Green didn't need any hipster juice to become a Champion himself.

But hey, doesn't this chick look awfully familiar...] Aren't you...

[goldenlyre]

Lyra, sir! [Green is so cool eeee.] Would you like to try some Aprijuice free of charge?

[givespoisonoak]

[Yes, he is cool, thank you for remembering his name and looking extremely excited about his presence.] Free Aprijuice, huh? Well, I can't say no to a nice young lady.

[crosspoisons]

... Aprijuice? Is it sweet? [His Drapion looks curious too.]

[goldenlyre]

It can be! If you're looking for something sweet, cutie, then you'll want this one! [Lyra pushes toward him a cup of pink lemonade-like Aprijuice. That Drapion is pretty scary to the Grass-type Meganium though and Sprouty looks kind of uncomfortable.]

[battlestandby]

[Guess who's approaching, glaring at the PokeGear that you forced on him when they last met, Lyra!]

This "something really important" you've been calling me about better be a way out of here.

[goldenlyre]

[Hehehehahaha!!! Excellent!]

You came! [Look how happy you've made her, Paul!] I've got a really delicious drink for you to try out~! It's called Aprijuice and I think you'd like the yellowish greenish one!

[because it's sour like his soul

with a tinge of dryness like his humor]

[deserthobo]

[Dimitri, still in his Team Magma get-up, will cheerfully listen to Lyra's speech about Aprijuice. When she finishes, he will energetically clap for her.]

That was wonderful, Lyra! You speak so passionately about "Aprijuice"! You already have my contact information, but I would still love to try it. Perhaps I could trade you some Pokeblocks?

[goldenlyre]

[She bows!! Dimitri, you are such a welcome sight!]

That sounds delicious! Let's trade! I bet someone like you would like a "dry" flavor, or maybe a "sweet" flavor... [She holds out a blue and a pink respectively to him.] How've you been?

[oceanheiress]

[Manami is skeptical, but- Well, that much enthusiasm merits attention. Don't mind this Team Aqua memeber who is no way resembles the cute girlfriend Dimitri was showing off pictures of.]

Performance-enhancing?... like Protein or Carbos?

[goldenlyre]

[Hm... She seems familiar somehow...

Oh well! She's a super cute girl!]

Not at all! Well, I guess technically so, but these are just usually used with Pokéathelons in mind. Want to try some, cutie?

[colress]

[you had him at pokémon performance enhancement.]

--Aprijuice, you say?

[goldenlyre]

Aprijuice! What's your favorite flavor? Color? What's your best stat? Would you like to try some? It's as to drink as lemonade!