The Refreshing Aftertaste of Adventure!

[goldenlyre]

[Lyra is on a goddamn mission.

And not just any mission - one that requires the participation of others! People who would be willing, who would be up to the task, who would not shy from a deed such as this! It's this quest that drives her to put her Aprijuice Blender on Sprouty, her Meganium, and travel everywhere. Hallways, rooms, living quarters you name it she's there.

Her quest, you ask?

To spread Aprijuice! To think - not a lot of people have drank it! Pokémon who have laid in their balls awaiting the day they would taste the delectable sweetness, the puckering sour, the unbearable spicy, the tanging bitter, and last of all the uncanny dryness of the drink! How desperate, how depressed, how depraved! The neglect of their trainers is just too much for Lyra's heart to bear, and so she's decided to take the Tauros by the horns and toss it over her shoulder.]

Tired of trying to find a way out? Frustrated at the lack of good service? Are you thirsty from your adventures? Then look no further! Aprijuice is the drink of champions, passed down from our forefathers in Johto and specializing in enhancing the performance of your Pokémon! But it's not just for that, folks, because you - yes you - can enjoy it along side them! Just step up and leave your name and number on this sheet here and I'll give you a cup of your chosen flavor...~ And one for your partner too free of charge!

[She lays flat on the Meganium's back, right beside the Apriblender and several already made cups from their tireless walking, a piece of paper and pen. Spreading Aprijuice and getting names and numbers? This plan is flawless.]

Comments

[goldenlyre]

If you don't have the right flavor or mildness, I guess it can be a little strong at first... But Sprouty and I don't have a problem with drinking it.

[tidaldrum]

You two are weird. [He makes a face.] Berries, we can stand. But apricorns? They're so... woody. Even as a juice.

[goldenlyre]

They so are not! You just haven't had a good batch! Come on, Ethan, try it~!

[tidaldrum]

Fine, fine. I like bitter drinks, and Ferafera here just eats anything.

[goldenlyre]

[Green for Ethan and blue for Ferafera. She hasn't given one of those so far!]

En~joy! If you don't, we'll pay you back guaranteed! Somehow.

[tidaldrum]

[Ferafera takes it gently, giving it a sniff. Then he opens his mouth - look at those jaws, Lyra! - and dumps it in.

Ethan just sips his, scrunching his nose.]

...So how are you paying me back?

[goldenlyre]

[How impressive are they!]

You really don't like it?!

[tidaldrum]

It's woody. [Pleasantly bitter, but woody. His feraligatr carefully plucks Ethan's juice from his hands and dumps it into his mouth.]

...but Ferafera doesn't seem to mind. Maybe it's because a subjectively pretty girls's giving it to him instead of me.

[goldenlyre]

Aww, how sweet of him. Want some more Ferafera? You'll be jumping in no time with this sweet flavor!

[Here, here~!]

[tidaldrum]

[He'll take it too! Dumping it in --]

You're going to get sick if you keep mixing flavors.

[goldenlyre]

Let's add Spicy and Sour to the mix~!

[Go go go Ferafera!!]

[tidaldrum]

[Go go go oh no no no

Ferafera doesn't look so good...]

What'd I say.

[goldenlyre]

Aw, he'll be fine. Won't you Ferafera?

[tidaldrum]

[Ferafera was badly poisoned!]

...I don't think you did him any favors, Lyra.

[goldenlyre]

[... Well!]

Um, then... Well I have an Antidote! We'll mix it with one of the juices so it goes down easy!

[Yeah this is gonna taste just like grape medicine.]

[tidaldrum]

[Ferafera used Spit-Up!]

...I think you taught him a new move, Lyra! I've never seen him spit up something so quick before!

[goldenlyre]

Oh, yuck! [Sprouty is quick to get away from her too.] Well, the next time I'll teach him Swallow... Just give him the Antidote, then.

[tidaldrum]

[Ferafera recovered from poison!]

That's better, huh? [The feraligatr looks apologetic, at least.] I hate to say I told you so, but... I did tell you so.

[goldenlyre]

It's fine, it's fine. Mind giving me a shower, big boy?

[tidaldrum]

[A delicate water gun shower, then.



heh]

Uh-- your clothes are, uh.

[goldenlyre]

Wet. So? Thanks Ferafera!





[No Lyra that's not it at all!!!]

[tidaldrum]

Well, at least you don't have anything to show...

[small blessings, ethan.]

[goldenlyre]

[Oh.]

Not yet! I'm still young, you know! When I'm sixteen, I'll have huge gag boobs! Watch me grow!