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PKMN Trainer Lyra ([personal profile] goldenlyre) wrote in [community profile] poketesting2013-05-14 10:39 pm

The Refreshing Aftertaste of Adventure!

[Lyra is on a goddamn mission.

And not just any mission - one that requires the participation of others! People who would be willing, who would be up to the task, who would not shy from a deed such as this! It's this quest that drives her to put her Aprijuice Blender on Sprouty, her Meganium, and travel everywhere. Hallways, rooms, living quarters you name it she's there.

Her quest, you ask?

To spread Aprijuice! To think - not a lot of people have drank it! Pokémon who have laid in their balls awaiting the day they would taste the delectable sweetness, the puckering sour, the unbearable spicy, the tanging bitter, and last of all the uncanny dryness of the drink! How desperate, how depressed, how depraved! The neglect of their trainers is just too much for Lyra's heart to bear, and so she's decided to take the Tauros by the horns and toss it over her shoulder.]


Tired of trying to find a way out? Frustrated at the lack of good service? Are you thirsty from your adventures? Then look no further! Aprijuice is the drink of champions, passed down from our forefathers in Johto and specializing in enhancing the performance of your Pokémon! But it's not just for that, folks, because you - yes you - can enjoy it along side them! Just step up and leave your name and number on this sheet here and I'll give you a cup of your chosen flavor...~ And one for your partner too free of charge!

[She lays flat on the Meganium's back, right beside the Apriblender and several already made cups from their tireless walking, a piece of paper and pen. Spreading Aprijuice and getting names and numbers? This plan is flawless.]
championfire: (Awkward juice times)

[personal profile] championfire 2013-05-24 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? That's just kind of sad.