Could you be more specific?

[spiritcrystal]

[Keeping Up With the Next Generation: An All-Purpose Guide to All That Stuff Those Kids From Other Regions Keep Talking About.

That's the name of the book Kris is reading in some weird and strangely specific library. Some other hits she sees in the shelves are How (Not) to Deal With Meddling Kids in Caps, It's Not All Black and White, The Series of Guys That Cramped My Style And Messed With My Social Life, and Hot Enemy Problems: Part 1.

But it's a large library. A huge library. The possibilities are endless... and very specifically tailored to everyone's needs.]

[ooc: Aaaand mingle post! Go ahead and comment/tag around!]

Comments

[tsuntrader]

I'm holding you to that. [God damn where the hell is that stupid door-]

[illegalteendad]

My word's as good as your Gold's.

[which he hopes is faulty somehow]

[tsuntrader]

You sure you're willing to be that honest? [Giving your word is big deal, dude. Sure, Gold is full of himself and lies to make himself look better, but that's something completely different.]

[illegalteendad]

With a few conditions.

[tsuntrader]

[...Well, go on.]

[illegalteendad]

Don't laugh and don't tell anyone. I mean, I don't know who you'd tell anyway, and I've only seen one of you laugh like once and it was... Anyway, that's all. Oh, and no matter what you gotta tell me what you know about Rhydon.

[he's gonna feel odd enough just saying all this shit out loud

hell he wouldn't even admit to half of it if it wasn't for this dumb deal




why was he even so eager to help silver out anyway?]

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[tsuntrader]

I've got no one to tell. [Seriously. No one remembers what he remembers.] I'm not gonna laugh at you, either.

[tsuntrader]

...I'll tell you about Rhydon if I feel like I can trust you when we're done.

[But hey, he's found the room he was looking for.

One two three forest!]

[illegalteendad]

[oooh this is nice

it's too bad he kind of doesn't wanna step in

just kind of standing outside the door]

Is it seriously such a big secret? Jeez.

[tsuntrader]

It took me forever to figure it out, and that's only because my father was the first to figure it out to begin with.

Besides, last time I checked, you didn't have a Rhytaro.

[Now come on in already, this isn't even the part he's looking for.

Weavile is eager to run ahead without a second thought. There must be something pretty cool in this forest.]

[illegalteendad]

It'd be Rhybro! Figures a guy like that'd find out first though, with all the Pokemon he's probably experimented on...

[goodness



fine he'll follow

whatever could it beee]

[tsuntrader]

He learned it from field experiences, not from Team Rocket.

[You'll see!]

[illegalteendad]

[it's hard to imagine that giovanni could've been a trainer before he was a mafia boss]

Uh huh, alright. How much farther?

[tsuntrader]

[Almost! On their way there, they're greeted by several Sneasel and Weavile that exchange looks before walking along with them; some on two feet, some on all fours.

Sup guys.]

[illegalteendad]

[what

the hell

holy shit you are once again the weirdest silver

this is kinda cool though]

Whoa. Talk about a family. Do they like that show of yours too?

[tsuntrader]

Don't think so. They're all wild.

[Yeaaaahhh he's pretty up there on the weirdness factor]

[illegalteendad]

[so so weird]

So I'm guessin' this is your pad. Judging by the way the Sneasel are pretty chill with you just waltzin' right in.

[tsuntrader]

I've been here a few times, but I'm not exactly settling in.

They get along with me because of Weavile.

[illegalteendad]

It's seriously a different Pokemon and not just a Sneasel with some dumb headdress?

[tsuntrader]

...Yes.

[illegalteendad]

[... hold on weavile let him take a look at you

squatting down and everything

between him and a sneasel]

They look just alike-- Oh, Weavile's got another claw! Huh. Is that a trade secret too?

[tsuntrader]

I'm not sharing info for some version of me in Team Rocket.

[But yes. Three claws on his hands and feet, shiny gold thing on his chest is gone, extra feathers... It's an evolution.]

[illegalteendad]

[huh

it moved up to its head

tap tap OKAY STANDING]

He'll probably figure that one first and on his own, since they're tight as can be. Figures they're not a bundle deal though. You're pretty cool lookin' Weavile.

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[tsuntrader]

[Damn right I am.]

[tsuntrader]

Weavile, I need everyone to defend Gold if he ever shows up here. Got it?

[Yessir defend the dumb Gold I'll tell the troops right away]