Could you be more specific?

[spiritcrystal]

[Keeping Up With the Next Generation: An All-Purpose Guide to All That Stuff Those Kids From Other Regions Keep Talking About.

That's the name of the book Kris is reading in some weird and strangely specific library. Some other hits she sees in the shelves are How (Not) to Deal With Meddling Kids in Caps, It's Not All Black and White, The Series of Guys That Cramped My Style And Messed With My Social Life, and Hot Enemy Problems: Part 1.

But it's a large library. A huge library. The possibilities are endless... and very specifically tailored to everyone's needs.]

[ooc: Aaaand mingle post! Go ahead and comment/tag around!]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[oh, he sees how it is] Whaaatever. Not that important anyway. Am I gonna be able to walk out on my own, or am I gonna be escorted out by a squad of Sneasel?

[tsuntrader]

You wanna get going or should I decide for you?

[illegalteendad]

Huh! Your me must be made of some tough stuff if he's gotta deal with a guy like you all the time. [he will take his sweet time leaving]

[tsuntrader]

Of course. He's tough enough to handle God.

[illegalteendad]

Yeah, and I'm dating DJ Mary. [HE WISHES

HE WISHES SO BADLY]

[tsuntrader]

What have you dealt with, anyway?

[illegalteendad]

Rockets tryin' to take over Johto and totally failing, heard about Hoenn getting totally demolished by those windbags of teams... I think the Rockets were plannin' on something for that region but I can't say for sure.

[there that's it that's all that's happened in regard to evil organizations]

[tsuntrader]

[...Hoenn is destroyed? But what about...

...Were their juniors in their respective teams as well?

-No. This is about Team Rocket.]

That's it?

[illegalteendad]

All that's been happening, yeah. What's up with the whole "God" thing, or are you gonna keep that a secret too?

[tsuntrader]

Team Rocket messed with Arceus so we stopped them and calmed it down before it tore apart Johto and Sinnoh. [Is that descriptive enough for you?]

[illegalteendad]

Pfft, yeah right. Not even those guys would mess with something that's like God. [...] Well, except for those execs I guess. Yellow's insane but at least she's not gonna do something like that.

[those adults on the other hand are fuckin crazy

AND BACK STABBING

THEY'RE THE BACKSTABBERS GOLD COMPLAINS ABOUT]

[tsuntrader]

Exactly.

[...He remembers Lance, and his statement about being caught off guard because he saw Petrel disguised as Yellow.

How bad could a Yellow in Team Rocket really be?...]

[illegalteendad]

[YOU SHOULD MEET HER SILVER

IN HER WORDS

"THERE'S NOT A SILVER [SHE] DOESN'T LIKE"]

So I doooubt it's gonna happen in my world. Silver wouldn't let 'em.

[tsuntrader]

[He's met her! Once.]

Then you get easy mode. Be grateful.

[illegalteendad]

"Be grateful"? Are you joking? Just because they're not stupid enough to mess with something like that doesn't mean they're not a problem still. They've got all of Kanto under their thumb after all. That's a pretty big region to free.

1/2

[tsuntrader]

You've got Johto, don't you?

If you're worried, quit beating around the bush with whatever your deal is with your Silver and start getting strong enough to crush them.

[tsuntrader]

[...But it's doubtful that whatever they do will last in the long run anyway. Who knows where they are? Who knows if they'll even remember any of this?

No matter what he says, Gold will probably just forget all about it.]

[illegalteendad]

I know, I know, I don't need you to lecture me like I'm some kid. [which he is but still]

[tsuntrader]

Then stop acting like one. [Do you even know how old he is Gold

...Actually scratch that even he has no idea how old he is]

[illegalteendad]

[like ancient??? god]

Whatever, I'm goin'. Maybe the library'll have something after all...

[tsuntrader]

Yeah, yeah. Hurry up.

[illegalteendad]

[you know what

he will take his deaaaar seeeet tiiiime

admiring the forest

as he leaves

wow

look at this place

sure is peaceful]

[tsuntrader]

[Hey

hey

Feraligatr

You mind picking him up and carrying him out

no? excellent

yeah just like that]

[illegalteendad]

[fuckin rude gator seriously

if he caaared more he'd whip out pinbro to give the big guy a claw on the snout

(but he doesn't fancy being eaten)]

[tsuntrader]

[Better to not take that risk.

Seeya, Gold.]