EXTREMEEEE

[givespoisonoak]

[Are you guys ready for some EXTREME SPORTS?

So Green is still pretty convinced that this is all either some weird dream or some terribly off-color joke someone's pulling, but he'll enjoy the facilities for a bit before bailing out of here in style. The biomes are pretty nifty and they deserve him checking them out a bit, so today he's chosen the Rocky Mountains and will scale the cliffs like a true champ. Eevee (and the cutest Eevee at that) is curled around his neck and shoulder as they ascend.

Think you can keep up? Green seems to be climbing the rocky surfaces with ease, but he's always happy to have a challenger that he can grind into the dust.]

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[givespoisonoak]

[She sure doesn't look familiar to him, so going by a blank slate is probably safe! He's more occupied with looking slightly annoyed at how someone else is on his soon-to-be-claimed mountain.]

Yeah, hey there. Can I help you?

[legalteammom]

Huh? Oh, no, I ... [Well.] Maybe! I [normally] work as one of Professor Oak's aides, and I thought I'd explore a few of these biomes to see what kind of pokémon live in them. Have you seen any and, if so, which species?

[This is how she occupies her time while attempting to find a way out. Even if she's watching the possibility of there being one slip away very, very quickly.]

[givespoisonoak]

[And now he's super suspicious. He narrows his eyes and gets a good look; he might not hang around Pallet as much anymore but he's pretty sure he knows all of his grandfather's aides.]

One of his helpers, huh? I've never seen you before in my life.

[legalteammom]

We might be from different universes.

[Okay, she knows how crazy that makes her sound. Even she thinks she sounds crazy.]

[givespoisonoak]

[He opens his mouth to protest because that does sound crazy and stupid, but then he remembers that's actually how things work here. He doesn't like how that is A Thing here, but he's pretty much got to accept it. Great.] Oh, right. Nevermind then.

[legalteammom]

[No, no, it's okay.]

I still haven't gotten used to it either. [Maybe she never will! Hopefully. She never wants to get used to this place, cripes.] I'm Crystal, by the way.