IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

EXTREMEEEE

[givespoisonoak]

[Are you guys ready for some EXTREME SPORTS?

So Green is still pretty convinced that this is all either some weird dream or some terribly off-color joke someone's pulling, but he'll enjoy the facilities for a bit before bailing out of here in style. The biomes are pretty nifty and they deserve him checking them out a bit, so today he's chosen the Rocky Mountains and will scale the cliffs like a true champ. Eevee (and the cutest Eevee at that) is curled around his neck and shoulder as they ascend.

Think you can keep up? Green seems to be climbing the rocky surfaces with ease, but he's always happy to have a challenger that he can grind into the dust.]