Could you be more specific?

[spiritcrystal]

[Keeping Up With the Next Generation: An All-Purpose Guide to All That Stuff Those Kids From Other Regions Keep Talking About.

That's the name of the book Kris is reading in some weird and strangely specific library. Some other hits she sees in the shelves are How (Not) to Deal With Meddling Kids in Caps, It's Not All Black and White, The Series of Guys That Cramped My Style And Messed With My Social Life, and Hot Enemy Problems: Part 1.

But it's a large library. A huge library. The possibilities are endless... and very specifically tailored to everyone's needs.]

[ooc: Aaaand mingle post! Go ahead and comment/tag around!]

Comments

[semiductile]

You're acting weirder than usual.

[illegalteendad]

[gold doesn't know if he wants to count this down as a good thing or an annoying thing

but silver's stupid





it's a decidedly good thing]

Yeah, well, you ever look at like those medical books to see what you've come down with and end up thinking you've got like twenty different diseases that have the same symptoms?

[semiductile]

...No?

[are we still speaking the same language]

[illegalteendad]

Then forget it. [he wouldn't understand!!] What were you readin' behind yours?

[semiductile]

[O...kay...

...Some part of him feels ashamed of the book he's reading, but he grits his teeth and bares it.

Friends That Make Terrible Life Choices.]

[illegalteendad]

[loooow whistle]

It's that bad, huh?

[semiductile]

It's a bunch of crap anyway. [You know, to borrow Gold's words on the matter.]

[illegalteendad]

These kinda books always are. Some hot shot writing about crap they think they got an idea about but don't even know two things about what it's like. Like, this whole acceptance chapter's about finally getting up the courage to admit to it and stuff. Complete crap! [... do these things even have authors

or are the characters themselves the future authors]

[semiductile]

[How does that even solve any-]

[illegalmarriage]

[Sup guys what's going on in this thread]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Hot Enemy Problems?

Friends That Make Terrible Life Choices?]

[illegalmarriage]

[Hot Enemy Problems?]

[illegalmarriage]

[... ... ...]

Hey, you. Move over.

[Yeah that's right the other him with the dumb hat and scarf seriously why are you rocking Red's outfit whatever move]

[semiductile]

[Moving... towards Gold?

...Oh, no. The other way. Alright. Moving out of the way!]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yes thank you

now to deal with Gold

ahem]

[illegalmarriage]

[you]

[illegalmarriage]

[you]

[illegalmarriage]

[You think this is a joke

Do you even lift]

[illegalmarriage]

Give me that. [Would you quit paying attention to his attractive family for one damn minute why do I put up with you again-]

[semiductile]

[What

What is the standard protocol for a situation like this

Are you two going to be okay over there-]

[illegalteendad]

[HEY HEY HEY

NO

ONE HE'S NOT LETTING SILVER HAVE THIS BOOK OH GOD NO DEFINITELY NOT

TWO WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS]

What the hell are you doin' here?! [why are you so close to him please go away]

[illegalmarriage]

Is it really that weird to see me out of my office?

[He was looking through the ground type books, okay? So piss off-]

[illegalteendad]

Well, yeah, but that's not-- [why here ugh]

[illegalteendad]

[okay hold on you got this gold just

casually slide the book back to your person yes]

Yeah, especially alone. They really let you out without anybody followin' you? Wooow.

[illegalmarriage]

[That. That was a low blow.]

It happens.

[One that's met with Silver smacking Gold on the head with the book. At least it's not hardcover...]