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[spheheal]

[There is a cute Spheal in your midst today, no matter where you are, and in the worst places. Are you eating? She's beside you, giving you the Spheal eyes. Are you in the bathroom? Don't investigate the weird hehes coming from under the sink. Trying to shower? Same thing, except with the shower curtain.

Bedrooms? It's in your bed, replacing your pillow. Anything else? Just think of somewhere absurd to put a Spheal, and Hehe's probably in it.

And be careful: If you get angry at her, she'll hypnotize you.]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[it's you

hey buddy

hey

want a fish

take a fish and get out of the fridge]

Don't tell me you're stuck, little gal.

[littletightdress]

[Did you say showers?

She shrieks, and Hehe immediately gets the boot out. Beat it, beachball!]

[subharmonics]

[But this is her sandwich--]

Oh, hello, cutie, I don't think I've seen a Pokemon like you before... Are you hungry?

[Hello, Hehe, you have slammed into Lily's weak-point by existing.]

1/2

[aintseennothin]

[Doo dee doo just gonna open my underwear drawer and--

HOLY CRAP SOMETHING'S IN MY DRAWERS]

I love you so much okay bye

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[!!! Suddenly his bandana feels very heavy -Why does it feel so heavy? He reaches up and feels soft... spheal fur?]

Ah!!

Hehe, how'd you get up there?! [You'd think he'd learn by now but nope.]